Alexander Horned Steer

So, have you been hoping to catch a glimpse of the rare Alexander Horned Steer? We present here the only known likeness of the famed beast:


The above portrait was, tragically & dramatically, the final image ever captured by our late Mythematical Beasts Dept. editor (shortly before he expired due to multiple radial slices and a punctured torus).  Let his fate be a warning to all you intrepid investigator types — the Alexander Horned Steer* may be very wild indeed; we urge extreme trepidity in approaching it!

* Not to be confused with its more domesticated relative, the Alexander Horned Sphere, which makes for a much safer house pet and sports team mascot.


Published by Marek

Cartoonist, musician, teacher.

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